I am sorry its been awhile but sometimes life gets away from me. I tried really hard to do the everyday posting but i just cant... but here i am, i was digging through some other blogs i have posted and came across this one... its pretty funny. it made me laugh pretty hard.. its a story from when we (a bunch of people from work and i) went rafting a couple years ago. hope you find it as funny as i did! the original post date was july 3, 2006

"okay. we just got back from rafting.. ive got one story that still makes me laugh. so camping next to us is a group of bachelors. the guy getting married had to carry around a blowup doll. if he left her somewhere or if someone got her away from him, he had to chug a beer to get her back. (they said it was to get used to the "ball and chain")
so these guys were havin a good ole time hangin out with us around the campfire. i kept tryin and tryin and tryin to get the doll away from him with no success. we were roasting marshmellows and such. well. they get the great idea to go to the coloma club. (its a bar in the middle of nowhere, but the river raft guides go there to chill) well, we were not gonna let em drive drunk. (and they were pretty drunk at this point) so we took them down to the bar. (and yes the bachelor brought his doll.) well, they offer to buy us a drink for taking them down to the bar. and we accepted. just one, then it was back to camp to roast some more mallows. as we were waiting for our drinks, the bachelor let his buddy hold his doll. Bad idea. already he had to chug a beer. so the buddy kept shoving that thing in my face. finally he LET ME HOLD IT! Worse idea! so my friend (who shall remain nameless) says "u got the doll" and i say "yup" so shes like "RUN!" so i tuck this blowup doll under my arm, and we hightail it outta the bar. i can hear behind me "uhhh GUYS, the GIRLS ARE STEALING THE DOLL!" but they are too drunk to realize whats happening. we get about 50 feet away, and gettin away when we hear "HEY!!!!!! YOU HAVE OUR DOLL!! YOU CANT GET AWAY WITH HER!!!" so we run faster.. well, later i find out this guy is a runningback for some college football team. He caught up with us SUPER FAST!! in an instant he was on us! he ripped the doll outta my hands and said "shame on you for taking advantage of drunk guys!!" all we were gonna do was duct tape her in a provocative position to their tent. i think he was pretty angry!! but he forgave us.. (the other guys didnt remember) so empty handed we headed back to camp to make some awsome smores!"